|—||ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via trust)|
if you’ve met your favorite celebrity and by any chance you touched their hand just know that at some point they touched their genitals with said hand
if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
Talking about a better life
never forget this iconic moment in television history
I cannot get over this tweet
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
"talk dirty to me"
Old McDonald had a farm
e i e i oh
On his farm he had a
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