*looks in a mirror* you again
Mom: when I was your age….
me in math class
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
single, not sure how to mingle
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.